Welp, looks like I’m not getting married. I want it twice a day. Sooooooooo. I guess I’m not average.Source: The 7 Stages of Marriage: Laughter, Intimacy, and Passion.
But what about the other 307 days of the year? D:
(Assuming they have sex one time per day)
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"But I must admit I miss you quite terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby. I go to bed early and rise late and feel as if I have hardly slept."
— Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters (via ted—bundy)
(Source: matricides)
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